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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:30
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Unacceptable again!
No way
Everyone loved it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
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